i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
world’s okayest friend
“You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.”
cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross