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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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"We do a lot of dry humping. With each other."

harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

image

Posted 1 day ago With 165,958 notes

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

Posted 1 day ago With 348,580 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

Posted 2 days ago With 13,110 notes

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

Posted 2 days ago With 190,514 notes

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

Posted 2 days ago With 69,063 notes

lahmeplsluke:

OMG IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE BLOG

OR BEING A BLOG EVERYONE KNOWS AND RECOMMENDS TO NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM

OR BEING ONE OF THE PRETTY ONES THAT THE BOYS REPLY TO

OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE

THAT WOULD BE NICE

OH SO NICE

Posted 2 days ago With 217,778 notes

  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

Posted 2 days ago With 5,646 notes

nocaptainmatt:

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

Posted 2 days ago With 430,750 notes

deair:

so how do i relationship

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd